One small step for me

...and an even smaller step for mankind.

I have no illusions about this online journal's ability to change the world. You may laugh, you may sneer, and I sure as hell hope you won't cry. Especially about my grammar. (sentence fragments not withstanding) So here I am, embarking on a grand new adventure, an online expedition into wild and uncharted territory... yeah, that's crap. I'm sitting in my desk chair, I'm one of about 3 billion people with a web log which I may never use again after today, and when I tell stories, even my friends involuntarily reach for the Fast-Forward button so they can skip to the good bit and get it over with. So... um, hi. And welcome to my blog.

Now it's time for coffee.